Leave it to former QB Mike Vick, convicted dog-snuffer, to discover another use for marijuana: it gets you out of jail faster.
Vick was sentenced to 23 months in federal court for dog-fighting. But because he tested positive for smoking weed following his guilty plea, Vick qualifies for a drug treatment program. Upon successful completion of the program, his sentence could be cut in half.
Another bonus is that he has been moved to Leavenworth, Kansas. That's not normally a gratifying change of address, but bear in mind Vick had been stamping license plates in Virginia's Northern Neck Regional Jail (really).
Move over, Medical Marijuana. Here comes Defendant Doobie!
From now on, I'm going to smoke weed every day.
Vick will face state charges in Virginia for animal cruelty on April 2nd. He better get blazing.
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Is this your application to be a scab writer on the The O'Reilly Factor during the strike? Come on now.
You're looking too deeply for deep irony, my deeply disturbed nemesis.
Anyway, the point is that Justice is blind to whether one is black or white.
Justice only cares whether one is rich or poor.
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