I Dislike Your Favorite Team

Do they suspect fowl play?

I Dislike Your Favorite Team: Taking out the trash, one Wisconsinite at a time.

I love that you guys have now become my source for everything vile and repulsing... ahhhhh the Florida of the North.

Years ago, there were a couple of radio personalities who read weird stories and callers would have to guess if the tragicomedies took place in Florida or Germany. They were East Coast guys. Did you listen to them Blue?

The only times I've hated my gig are when I've had to travel too deeply into WI. Now I have an assistant. Guess who doesn't go to WI anymore!!!

I'll guess, I'll guess....the girl who wears a beret?

Correct! I wish I had a t-shirt to send you Barnyard. Bonus points for referring to me as a girl. My 40th birthday is nigh, and I am tickled to know I can still pull off "girl".

I should disclose my fondness for Madison.

Has anyone checked to see if the turkeys were sexually penetrated?

This did happen in Wisconsin, after all.

Penetrated? That's a whole different level of "fowl play"!