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Viewers tuning into the Superbowl around Tucson were treated to fifteen seconds of free pornographic entertainment. The old switcheroo was perpetrated by unknown perps, an act characterized by the FBI as being of "malicious intent."

The handjob was performed by the sloe-eyed slattern Tristan Kingsley, star of Wild Cherries 5. A self-described "half-Mexican half-Italian ball of fire," she's received loads and loads and loads of attention for the clip.

Comcast quickly offered a $10 rebate to all Christian viewers.

Not to be outdone, Pink Visual, the company offering Wild Cherries 5 on PPV, offered a $10 discount for those viewers who want to see what happens next.

As Tristan explains in her bio, "Don't be scared, it's just sex!"

Thanks to Deadspin where I learned of this delightful frolic.