Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Don't Be So Modest, A-Rod

In Alex Rodriguez's self-serving "apology" he kinda begged forgiveness for injecting something he isn't sure actually did anything.  To quote:  " I didn't think they were steroids. It was basically amateur hour. I'm not even sure we took it right."  (Emphasis mine)

You aren't sure you took it right, A-Rod?  You could look at your homerun production for those three years--52, 57, 47,  (total of 156) and compare it to any your next highest 3 year production (137) and that might give you a pretty good indication that you took "it" correctly.  Or you could look at the three consectutive years of a Slugging Percentage at or above .600--you've never had three years in a row like that since.  Yeah, I'm pretty sure your steroids were being injected correctly.

Have some pride, Alex--you did a great job of sticking needles in your ass, buddy.  Even if you "didn't know" what you were taking.  For 3 years.  Ass.


Jess said...

ESPN kept running a quote on the ticker while I was at the gym last night where he was whining about how hard the last 15 months have been for him, with his divorce and being in the tabloids and how it's been so very hard and he misses baseball and BLAH BLAH BLAH. I wanted to hurl myself off the treadmill and rip the TV off the wall after I read it for the 25th time.

Boo-fucking-hoo, A-Rod. We should feel sorry for you because you fucked around on your wife with some big-tittied stripper (among countless others, I'm sure) and got caught and you got divorced? You want us to feel sorry for you because you're fucking Madonna? You want us to feel sorry for you because you took steriods?

Are you fucking kidding me? I mean, it's obvious that you're dumber than a sack of hair, but this is ridiculous.

Come on!

Anonymous said...

Steroids cause anger.

Jess said...

I'm pretty sure there are steroids in my inhaler.

Andrew Wice said...

Perhaps if he had taken more steroids his postseason production would have improved.