A hearty congratulations from those of us at I Dislike Your Favorite Team to new papa and former first round draft pick Matt Leinart. According to Matt's soon to be baby's mama's daddy, Matt has been trolling in the most unlikely of places for his first foray into Shawn Kemp-dom: the women's basketball team. Rarely on pace with women's volleyball, and more commonly in the company of women's softball, the women's basketball team at USC breaks the mold with newly minted mommy Brynn Cameron.
And while Leinart deserves his kudos for irresponsibly screwing sexy Southern Californians, the real hero in this story is Ms. Cameron's father, who proved as shrewd as Joe Simpson in announcing his daughter's pregnancy to the world and assuring a comfy ride on the new QB's coattails. Downside: my darling girl is carrying a bastard child; upside: season tickets for life. I don't think it is a reach to suggest this is every father's dream.
As far as impacting the Cardinals future, I see a real problem arising between Leinart and current head coach Denny Green, who made the other choice when in the same situation. Leinart would also be well served to avoid the overly god-based advice of "mentor" Kurt Warner and his boyfriend-looking wife. It's a minefield for the impressionable young man and the Cardinals top brass must be kicking themselves for not latching onto Jeff George while he was still available.
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Looks like Leinart suffered from a lack of protection in the pocket. I have to make a correction: Kurt Warner's wife doesn't look like his boyfriend, she looks like Jeff George.
Come on, if you were bagging groceries in Iowa, you'd be happy to be banging (Bibles with) some Jeff George-looking lady.
PATERNATY TEST! PATERNATY TEST! And Kurt Warner's wife should have a DNA test, to make sure she has human DNA, and not Golem DNA. My Presious!
Nice to see an expensive education isn't slowwing muumuuman down. NICE SPILLING! NICE SPILLING!
Wow, both parternity and precious. Me spillem' long time.
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