I just feel bad for the Browns. They are in a tough division and spent a lot of money to improve with free agency. Unfortunately, over-the-hill NT Ted Washington and WR Joe "Just a White Guy Getting Paid" Jurevicius aren't going to help much. The smartest acquisition was massive C LeCharles Bentley (French for "The Charles Bentley"), necessary for the AFC North 3-4 defenses. But he is on IR already.
The had a big shake-up amongst the executives. That usually makes the players sad, like a puppy when it is taken out of the puppy mill and given to some guy who might possibly be of Korean descent. But I digress.
Nothing like having to choose between Trent "Hey I Was in the Superbowl!" Dilfer and Charlie "Batch" Frye. Cleveland's two best receivers are recovering from major knee surgeries. They have no good backup for RB Droughns, even with the return of Suggs. Now the Jets & Browns can't even conduct a trade properly [heads-up to nerd in chief Big Blue for that info; incidentally, did you know: "heads-up!" actually is originally a soccer (or futbol) term, exclaimed when one player is ready to blow a load over the other player's face].
The run defense is as weak as Irish baby bladders. Ring-bearers LB McGinest and NT Washington must improve a D that tellingly ranked 30th in opponents' rush yards per game AS WELL AS 30th in sacks.
So the Browns won't be very good. Big deal. It's hard to hate them. I mean, everyone expects them to be bad every year. And then they are bad. I'd rather make fun of your mom's rubber panties.
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