Monday, August 28, 2006

The QB so nice they named him twice!!!

That's right, the Raiders have signed JEFF GEORGE. 46-78 career record. He was cut from the Redskins, and hasn't played in 5 seasons, and is 38 years old. Jeff George? Jeff George? Who's next, Robert Smith? - I'm not talking about the old running back for the Vikings, I'm talking about the lead singer of The Cure.

He likes silver and black, and the Raiders obviously need a cure for their post Superbowl loss disease. He could toss the ball (and the teams salad) up for the young Moss to catch, but the Raiders have the old Moss. As he slows down he's going to regret his work ethic as he drops down the depth chart and ends up the third receiver on the Lions. Rubbing your ass on the Green Bay goal post will not get you into the hall of fame, busting your ass like Jerry Rice will. Don't get me wrong though, the ass rubbing should get you some sort of honorable mention.

3 comments:

Badcock said...

I can personally guarantee that the third receiver on the Lions (Williams) is a better quarterback than Jeff Fucking George. That boner isn't worth my making up a nickname. If I may quote a short-term MNF analyst, "Jeff George throws a pretty, pretty interception."
Hahaha! Fuck you, Raiders fans! Suck it.

Jerious Norwood said...

You fools are missing the point. The Raiders brought him in to be a steadying influence on the stable of talented arms that they have already accumulated.

Muumuuman said...

Steadying influence? Who's the next steadying influence? Colin Ferrell?