Friday, December 18, 2009

Children Always Steal Reindeer From the Drunkest Santas

Oh, Wisconsin:

Santa Claus is in trouble with the law in one western Wisconsin city. Police in Sparta said they cited a man dressed as Santa after witnesses told officers he stumbled out of a vehicle, approached several children playing in a yard, hugged them and demanded to know the whereabouts of his reindeer.

update: Raw police footage here!

1 comment:

Andrew Wice said...

It's disappointing that the police footage didn't include Santa eating that stolen salmon through his beard.