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At least that Pomeranian seems fairly well-behaved, unlike that asshole Peanut.

I have lost six cats to owls in New Mexico. I don't recall being interviewed by the local news.

That dog is a stupid bitch.

Six Cats, Wice?

At that point, you are not losing cats; you are raiding the humane shelter to feed owls.

And Jess, I can only assume "Peanut" is one of the dogs from It's Me or the Dog.

Also, Wice--just because you don't recall being interviewed by the local news doesn't mean it did not happen.

You are correct, Big Blue Monkey. Peanut is the yappy asshole Pomeranian with a weird coat. Peanut lives with ... Scraps? The counter-surfing Australian Shepherd.

But Peanut is no Doodles.

Yeah, I was running an all-you-can-eat buffet for owls and coyotes out of my shack.

Got a problem with that?

Oh the felinamity!

And if I saw a Pomeranian fall from the sky I'd just assume someone kicked the yippy bitch.