As stipulated in my father's will, Vinny Cerrrato has resigned from the front office of the Washington Redskins.
Cerrato will be replaced by GM Bruce Allen, son of former coach George Allen. Although Bruce Allen's tenure with the Bucs wasn't entirely successful, there's no way he can suck as bad as Vinny.
This is the happiest day for my football team in a long, long, long time.
Bye Vinny! You sucked! Looking forward to hearing your expert analysis on NFL pregame shows.