Thursday, September 18, 2008

Tip Your Cap to the Australians, But Don't Let Them Touch That Cap

Their sex scandals are filthy, and highly entertaining.

The new Police Minister of New South Wales (NSW for those in the know) Matt Brown was sworn in, and a few days later, having a party, on government property.

Just so you know, the phrase "I'm tittyfucking your mother" is about to be bleeped out from the official, mainstream media account:

A witness told The Australian Mr Brown stripped down to his "very brief" underpants and danced to loud "Oxford Street-style" techno music on a green leather Chesterfield couch he had recently ordered for his office.

The witness said Mr Brown "mounted the chest" of Wollongong MP Noreen Hay.

The witness said Mr Brown called out to Ms Hay's adult daughter during the performance: "Look at this, I'm tittie-f..king your mother!"

Kudos, Australia, Kudos.

found via badass comic guy Warren Ellis.


Lucy Rhode said...

Suddenly I have an overwhelming desire to purchase a green leather Chesterfield couch for my new home.

Muumuuman said...

I'm gonna post-doc in Austrailia.