I Dislike Your Favorite Team

Rodney Harrison cried like a tit about a dirty play during the riotous ass-kicking Miami delivered to the Pats. This guy's twice been voted the NFL's dirtiest player by his peers. Of his own dirty reputation, Harrison is quoted in my Sporting News NFL Preview:

"I don't care what you think about me. I don't care if you like me. I don't care if you shake my hand after the game. You know, there was a point in time when I didn't care if my teammates liked me."

What a tit! His hypocrisy is rich in God's own righteousness when he talks about the Manning to Tyree Superbowl catch. For all of Harrison's violent efforts, he couldn't break up the play. Luckily, it was God's will.

"You could throw that ball a million other times, and it'll ever happen ... Boom. I mean, it never happens. That's when I knew the play was destiny ... When a team or certain person is destined for certain things, when God has something planned for that person, no matter what you try, it's going to happen. So I understand that. I understand that."

What a tit! You know who else is a tit? Every single Pats fan in the world. The team wins 4 Superbowls in 6 years and was running the longest regular season win streak in NFL history. At the first sign of adversity, Pats fans booed their team and emptied out of the stadium by the third quarter. What a bunch of tits!