Thursday, September 04, 2008

John McCain's Plan For Cleaning Up Washington

See this really filthy toilet bowl? I've lived it in for the last 20 years, and I've always thought it was disgusting. I never said anything, but I always thought it was gross. Now, I'm going to scrub this dirty toilet bowl with a hunk of human feces.

Sure, human feces caused the stains, and they are the reason that the bowl is disgusting, but I'm convinced that if I scrub really really hard, feces will clean up feces.

I'm John McCain, and Bullshit cancels bullshit.


Andrew Wice said...

Oh, you're dark.

The Black Freighter said...

A negative plus a negative equals a postive? Eh?