Friday, June 29, 2007

Wikipedia Did It

So it goes that life truly is stranger than fiction. The WWE, well known crafters of the latter, now find themselves embroiled in a real mystery of the former. No longer do they need the bogus “Vince McMahon was killed in a car bomb” storyline. They now have a true to life murder mystery that involves their very own WWE headquarters.

The tragedy is obvious and very sad, however all the shenanigans that surround the terrible events are somehow very fitting of pro wrastlin’.

I am still waiting for there to be a "very touching" episode of Piper's Corner to follow up on the eerie and just plain weird memorial show earlier this week. I mean who could do sorrow better than Rowdy Roddy Piper?

Update: Apparently, it was all a terrible coincidence?


Big Blue Monkey said...

jesus, that's strange.

Muumuuman said...

I think the internet has become self-aware...and developed prognosticating algorithms. Save us Arnold.

Jerious Norwood said...

Chill out Oliver Stone wannabe's, according to the principle of Ockham's Razor, George "the Animal" Steele is the obvious culprit.