Then I discovered, a full year after the fact, the beauty and glory of Spike TV's "Pros vs. Joes" It was an accidental discovery, even though I had read Will's discussion of his experiences during the promotion of said program. It was new to me. And if you read this blog, you know what that meant to me, and this blog. It meant that I blogged about it as if I were the first human to encounter this alien program.
I have no idea how far behind the curve I am on brilliant Nipponese import "Ninja Warrior" on G4 TV. G4, the land of snarky video game reviews, followed by 2 hours of Cops followed by 2 hours of Cheaters, followed by Olivia Munn. Olivia is OK in our book. Finding Japanese Game Shows on G4 may seem like a non sequitor (or as Mitt Romney would say, a Null Set. Mitt Romney says that because he's an idiot, and thinks that Jesus preached the New Testament to Injuns. Fuckin' dummy!). I've lost the plot...
Ninja Warrior! It is awesome, simple, and completely impossible in America. This show would have been shut down by lawsuits in its first day in America. Say what you will about the Japanese. Call them a bunch of "sandal-wearing goldfish tenders". Regardless, you have to defer to their ability to come up with awesome reality competition TV Shows.
Each Arc of the show starts with 100 competitors. All 100 run through an obstacle course of which I've never seen the like of. It tends to eliminate 80% of the contestants. Because this is Japan, and because it is awesome, they tend to throw in "Big in Japan" celebrities into the mix. Watch 64 year old comedians fall off the first jump. See a 15 year old boy obsessed with the show almost make it to the end! But that's just Obstacle Course #1. There is still numbers #2, 3, and 4.
Again, I thank you G4. You are worth whatever tiny fraction of the huge bill I pay monthly for my Cable. Hell, with this one show alone, you've become more valuable than CBS and CNN combined.
Please enjoy my sample, if you do not find it shameful. Your prefecture will enjoy these antics. Ninja Warrior is on nightly on G4, Monday through Friday at 9:30
This show is absolutely phenomenal. I caught an episode that featured all Japanese girls, including some ample=bosomed TV personality. It was even better than it sounds.
I think ESPN did try something similar though here, importing Viking: The Ultimate Obstacle Course with the work of a company in Japan. It tanked pretty badly though.
I of course mean ample-bosomed. Though ample=bosomed is an equation I can really get behind.
Ninja Warrior > MXE any day . I DVR that shit every day. Great show. I've turned all my friends onto it, and they their friends.
I haven't even watched this yet and it is already my new favorite show. Now to create a drinking game ...
(thanks for the link over to the Cash Box, by the way!)
My forearms and hands hurt just watching that - Curtain hang? OUCH. Feel the burn.
And please, insert your own joke here on possible forearm/hand exercises.
Viking was made by the same company as SASUKE/Ninja Warrior (but for a different TV station) and it tanked in Japan too (I think it only ran for like two or three years).
Here in Japan they're one competition ahead of what's on G4.
Japan Probe has collected the clips of the 18th competition.
I've got some SASUKE/Ninja Warrior related stuff on my blog here and here.
Where in Japan are you? I was in Japan this Spring, mostly on Kyushu plus some quality time in Kyoto.
I want more. Are you really lost in Ube (which sounds like a Japanese industrial city)?
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