In case all y'all hadn't heard, my smokin' hot novel To the Last Drop has just been accepted for publication. It's a small press and I need to hustle my sweet, sweet can to promote this baby. Using my real name (and for some reason, Big BM wanted me to link everyone to my checking account as well) is a really low-cost way of getting my weird beard out there.
So please check out tothelastdrop.com (though it's still under construction) for updates and your chance to have a free all-weather vinyl sticker of your very own.
Here's a photo of me, for all you pervs out there:
Here's a published haiku:
The moon is
a fingernail clipped too close,
tent a-whipcrack in the wind
Here's a photo of a tiny baby Japanese monkey:
8 comments:
Hey congratulations on your new found liberation. And another upside is that all the repugnant shit that we bandy about on this site is sure to cost you untold opportunities down the road. Wice! What did I tell you about honesty?!? I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
That's the most shameful attempt to get included in the Ladies hot blogger contest I've ever seen, Wice. Isn't it enough that Tom thinks you're hot? He gave you a 9 when you posted that same picture at hotornot.com.
Seriously though, congrats on the book, is there a galley copy or something we can read? I like you and all but I can't see myself paying to read your stuff...
Wait were we supposed to pay? Money? Jesus, he's not even a real Jew.
He'll be a mid-major in the hot blogger tourney over at GuysGuysGuys...
Fix the link to your book site. I'm thinking the quotation marks are causing you problems...
brad, are you being ironic again?
Brad: the site is under construction (i.e. I am a bartender and haven't had time) so it should redirect you to my sad myspace site, for the time being.
Garwood: kiss me, darling.
No-Wood: you know you'll always be my favorite tiny baby Japanese ironic monkey
The Artist Formerly Known as Badcock is in serious whoring mode. I got not one, but THREE stickers in the mail today.
And I still have no Jebus statue.
Also, *wolf whistle*.
FREE all-weather vinyl stickers are still available for a limited time.
Or join the deluxe level of membership, and receive a handful of my used knickers every two weeks.
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