I'm late with this episode recap, and truth be told, I still haven't watched it. Apologies to winner David Ortiz, who proved that you don't have to be at all fit to win the first round. I watched this guy slowly jog down stairs on his way to his win. (host Peter Poopopolis commented on Ortiz's smoking, as if his fat ass could have taken the stairs any faster)
Apologies to Pros Warren Moon, who took time off from allegedly beating his wife, Nick Van Exel, who took time off from allegedly getting high, and Al Leiter, who didn't have anywhere better to be.
Kudos to the Pros Vs. Joes editing team who suggested that Al Leiter got off two pitches in 15 seconds. Outside of the Wachowski Brothers, no one has bent time to such a ridiculous degree. Al Leiter has never gotten off one pitch in 15 seconds. Al Leiter moves so slow that people who enter his field age faster than normal people. That's a Space-Time joke, bitches!
And yet, in a Schroedinger like paradox, Al Leiter has always been an active pitcher, and yet, has always been retired, and has always been 42 years old. He's a Quantum Leap Masterpiece. The concept of a "young Al Leiter" is a rumor based on graffiti inside of workers homes in the "fictional" city of Lemuria.
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I heard that 2001 Nobel Prize Physicist Carl Weiman's secret to being the first to make a Bose-Einstein condensate was to simply have Al Leither enter the lab. In a Bose-Einstein condensate even light slows down to about 38 mph.
Stop slacking! Where else can I go to get my PvJ recap when someone calls me 20 minutes into the show and makes me miss the rest of it?
I was counting on you, Big Blue Monkey.
I know for a fact that you have the show recorded, Jess. So your complaints strike me as rather facetious, or if you prefer, "bullshit."
Just because it's on my DVR doesn't mean I'm actually going to go back and watch it.
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