You may remember that Dwight Smith, safety for the Minnesota Vikings, had a little run-in with Joe Law and it was my fault. But yesterday my man was granted his due process and the law talking guy dropped the weed charge against him and decided only to fine him the $200 for the obstruciton of traffic violation--which was also my fault.
So, we are very relieved that my poor decision making didn't cost Dwight his freedom, or hurt the Purple, even though if you ask me I think Dwight is no longer the safety he once was and that the Vikings could do better. Ah shit, now he will probably be mad at me for being truthful and saying that. Oh well, its a good thing I've got this fat sack of hydro fruity nugs here to make it all better between us.