Washington Redskins champion wide receiver Art Monk has finally been elected to the Hall of Fame. I will no longer have to compose posts like this.
He was joined by champion cornerback Darrell Green, who got in on his first ballot.
Justice has returned to our fair land. If this trend continues, gravy will be designated an essential food group and my work will be done.
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I celebrate the Ascension of Art Monk as much as anybody does. Some of us here (barnyard) have questioned Art Monk's stats, but I think the one that should have gotten him in on the first ballot was the at least 1 Catch in over 180 straight games. That's fucking mindblowing.
Darrell was a no-brainer, of course.
Art Monk's stats are beyond reproach, and better than the majority of HOF receivers. Don't make me drag out the stat book to prove it, but he is surpassed by only three or four players in any category. His stats are heavier than all of the Packers HOF receivers combined, so screw you barnyard. Good luck in the superbowl -- oh, that's right, Favre through an interception.
The election of Art Monk is a travesty that legitimizes the HOF from here on out. Ray Guy's jock should've been elected before this waste of cum. Jeez.
Do punters wear jocks?
Norwood, you've blown a few punters. What's the story?
Does your Mama count?
I still got it.
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