Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Jay Cutler Calls Out Packers For Diabetic Comments

On his Twitter page today, Jay Cutler blasted Packers defenders, including Shane Matthews, Chuck Woodson and AJ Hawk for making inappropriate comments about his disease after rushing him.  In a series of Tweets, Cutler laid out what happened:

JayCutler6:  AJ Hawk landed on top of me and asked if my colostomy bag ripped.  Not Cool.

JayCutler6:  C.W. [Woodson]  hit me and asked  I didnt see him coming because of the incipient glaucoma.  Diabetes isnt funny everyone.

JayCutler6:  Shane [Matthews] asked me if my glcose had been checked.  SM sounded sincere but I don't think he was.


Muumuuman said...

Kudos to Woodson, that's a high level taunt.

Andrew Wice said...

April Fools?

Big Blue Monkey 2: The Quickening said...

labeled satire, and is meant to show how ridiculous everyone was being about the KG thing (which was discussed previously).

Get your head out of your ass, Wice!

Andrew Wice said...

Well your biting social satire is too subtle for the likes of me.

What about MuMuMan's head/ass? He seems to have taken you in earnest.

p.s. if you have to label something "satire" maybe it isn't quite the top scratch?

Big Blue Monkey 2: The Quickening said...

It is "top scratch", if that's a term.

It is just to be safe. Like how batteries have instructions not to lick them and the like. Just like that.

Andrew Wice said...

That's funny, I have instructions printed that encourage licking and the like.