Tuesday, November 02, 2010

IDYFT NFL Pick'em: Week Nine

At midpoint, this NFL season looks like the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. I'm not sure how far I can stretch that simile, but I voted today and that took most of my mental energy.

Shit-talking in the comments section is always encouraged, but it backfired on Josh and Big BM. The only way to fix that is by shit-talking more. Hey, you vainglorious diatom of lachrymose racination: your mother is both rotund and promiscuous.

Stay tuned for the upcoming Mid-Season Analysis/Therapy from Badcock Industries' Coal-Fired Statistical Integration Tumbler. Remember, this is "Bring Your Child to Work Month."

Standings
1. Ryan: 28 pts (+9)
2. Adw: 23 pts (+4)
3. Jess: 21 pts (+1)
4. Leftnut: 19 pts (+5)
5. Big BM: 18 pts
6. Barnyard: 17 pts (+9)
MMMan: 17 pts (+2)
7. Greg A: 16 pts (+6)
8. Miwacar: 9 pts (+2)
9. Josh: 7 pts

Week Nine
1. Your Big Shoe-In? (+2/-4)

2. Your Little Shoe-In? (+1/-2)

3. Surprise! This week's underdog list: (+3)
Buffaloaf, Carolina, Cleveland, Dallas

4. Your Favorite Team Wins/Most Disliked Team Loses? (+1)

5. Clash of the Titans: (+/-2) Kansas City Chiefs at Oakland Raiders

Bonus Questions +2
6. Which game will be the closest?
7. Which combined score will be the highest?

and lastly,

IDYFT Cup Update
1. Washington: +1
Chicago: +1
2. Green Bay: 0
Minnesota: 0
3. Detroit: -2

11 comments:

Muumuuman said...

1. Kitna!
2. Shanahanagins!
3. KITNA!
4. KITNA!
5. Shanahanagins!
6. Bench McNabb for Grossman!
7. KITNA!

Andrew Wice said...

Well I guess I invited that.

Muumuuman said...

Jamarkitnahanagins!
Ranny Maw.

Ryan said...

1) Packers
2) Texans
3) Cleveland
4) Colts win
5) Oakland
6) Jets/Lions
7) Giants/Seahawks

Sorry for so little trash talk. I'm on vacation and can't even SEE anyone close to me.

Muumuuman said...

O.K. O.K., enough Tourettic posting, here's my real picks.

1. Atlanta
2. New England
3. KITNA!
4. Lions win
5. Silver and Black
6. Nerfneck/Texans
7. KITNA/Pack!

Andrew Wice said...

1. Packers
2. Ravens
3. Buffaloaf
4. Dallas loses because they suck. Biggest overhype of all time! They will hire Childress after the season.
5. Chiefs
6. Chi/Buff
7. SD/Houston

Leftnut said...

1. New Orleans
2. New England
3. Buffalo
4. Pittsburg to lose
5. Oakland
6. Baltimore/Miami
7. Oakland/Kansas City

Josh said...

New England
Houston
Buffalo
MN Wins
Oakland
Chicago v. Buffalo
Pittsburgh v. Cincinnatti

Miwacar said...

1.New Orleans
2. NYG
3. Buffalo
4. Vikes
5. KC
6. Oak/KC
7.SD/Hou

Jess said...

1. Green Bay
2. New Orleans
3. Cleveland
4. Saints win
5. Raiders
6. Atlanta-Tampa Bay
7. Indy/Philly

Big Blue Monkey 2: The Quickening said...

1. Giants
2. Packers
3. Buffalo
4. Cowboys Lose
5. Chiefs
6. Steelers-Bengals
7. Buccs-Falcons