Friday, June 25, 2010

Get to Know Germany

With the final segment of the First Round games in the World Cup, we are getting some tickets punched for the second round.  Today we will learn facts about Germany that are brought to you by the Texas School Board.  (more fun facts can be found here).

1.  Once upon a time, there was a place called Nazi Germany.  They practiced genocide, and launched a war on the entire world to fulfill the sick vision of their leader.  They practiced disturbing and bizarre scientific experiments, and were fixated on creating a Master Race using eugenics.  This aspect of Nazi Germany can be fairly compared to the Theory of Evolution.

2.  Once upon a time after the time mentioned above, Germany was split into two parts, and East Germany became evil and communist.  The evil communists built a huge wall around their section of Berlin.  Then one day, a King Ronald Reagan went to Germany, and with his bare fucking hands, tore down the wall, and saved the world.

3.  However, despite the fine work of King Ronald, there is still some evil in Germany.  "Germany is a legally and socially tolerant country toward homosexuals.  Civil unions have been permitted since 2001.  Gays and lesbians can legally adopt their partner's biological children (stepchild adoption)."  Don't say we didn't warn you when Germany is hit by some sort of natural calamity or man-made disaster or just a bunch of rainy days in a row.  That's God's displeasure right there.

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