I Dislike Your Favorite Team

It's a question of character. The NY Jets have it. Nerfneck Turner does not, and his team reflects it. Kick another challenge flag, boners! That was awesome.

Here we are at the conference championships. There are only two games left. Consider this: in just a few weeks, we will once again be without football for seven months. So suck every drop of pleasure from these three upcoming games.

No, I am not including the Pro Bowl. Lost in the debate about when to have it is the fact: no one gives a crap about the Pro Bowl. Not the fans, not the players. Do the owners really make enough money to subject us to this? They should still select the teams, maybe donate some $ in their name to some charity. But drop the game already. Have them play a Madden football tournament instead.

But I digress.

Standings
1. Adw: 13 pts (this week +8)
2. Jess: 7 pts (this week +7)
3. MWC: 5 pts (this week +5)
4. MMan: 2 pts (this week +2)
5. Pakmstr: 1 pt (this week +1)
Big BM: 1 pt (this week +1)

Conference Championships

1. New York Jets at Indianapolis Colts?

2. Minnesota Vikings at New Orleans Saints?

Bonus Questions
3. Your shoe-in?
4. Most total points?
5. Closest game?

Trivia Question
6. Instead of "Andrew", my father wanted to name me after a Hall of Fame basketball player and DC native. If he had prevailed, what would have been my first name?