Tuesday, October 27, 2009

The Washington Generals

The Washington DC professional football team has been accused of lacking an identity this year. In fact, their identity is very apparent.

In 1952, the Harlem Globetrotters commissioned a foil for their antics: the Washington Generals were born to lose. They were the faceless chumps who so earnestly failed, showcasing the Globetrotters' sweet skills.

It sounds exactly like my favorite team.

Anyone in need of a win, a jumpstart to their season, schedule my favorite team right away.

Every player, from first-time starting QBs to old rusty vets looking for a final hurrah, should have an opportunity to play against my favorite team.

My favorite football team is the Washington Generals.

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