I don't have the energy to explain this story -- I just drove across most of America -- so I will simply sum up:
DT Shaun Rogers was arrested at the Cleveland airport trying to take a loaded handgun onto an airplane in his carry-on bag.
I would call him retarded but that's an insult to retards.
UPDATE: Rogers has pleaded Not Guilty. A very strange decision, with no practical chance of success. Does he think a jury of his peers will exonerate him?
I'd say his lawyer is trying to Revive The Opossum.
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You never know when you have to shoot a stewardess in Cleveland.
presumably, she was charging his carry-on bag, full of beer and bacon.
Unskinny bop!
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