It has been confirmed: Terrell Owens was cut by the Dallas Cowboys. The active leader in TD receptions (#3 all-time) was informed by text message that he'll have to find another team to destroy.
No need to recount his evisceration of his Pro Bowl QBs, no need to bring up his last season in Dallas with all its tantrums and childish accusations. No need to mention that according to Dallas owner Jerry Jones, "the entire time Bill [Parcells] was coach they never spoke." No need to point out that T.O. has B.O.
The epitome of brash, arrogant, me-first WRs, Owens is an obvious risk to any team which brings him in. He is extremely talented and can be a dominant player, but the damage to a team's psyche is one of the most obvious red flags in the history of the NFL.
Therefore, I am urgently hoping that Owens signs with Oakland Raiders. It's so perfect! I've been waiting for those two dirty diapers to get together for years.
Al Davis and Terrell Owens ... a match made in douchebag heaven.