Wally the Beer Man, a Twins icon so heartwarming even I know about him, was busted in a sting operation for serving a minor. I'm sure the people of Minnesota are relieved that Wally's criminal activity has finally been stopped. For surely, a twenty-year-old with twelve ounces of suds would critically destroy the state and indeed, our great nation.Imagine that your job involved undercover cops not just investigating, watching and harassing you, but that they actively tried to trick you into breaking the law -- even by first breaking the law themselves. Perhaps if the SEC used this technique, our entire economy wouldn't be in the urinal trough. Nope, they save this extrajudicial oppression for only the most clear and present danger to our way of life.
Thomas Jefferson would spit in your face, shitheads. Abraham Lincoln would shit on your face, spitheads.
There are links out of the Star Tribune story which will take you to social-networking support pages for Wally. If that's what you're into.
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