Friday, February 12, 2010

Dear Opening Ceremonies

Thank you! That was inspiring. My favorite (sorry, "favourite") part was when 3 ice penises rose from the ground, and stood proudly erect, and then the caldera/bell end rose to make it one super giant penis, and then, thanks to the ministrations of Wayne Gretzky, Steve Nash, and some Canadian lady (maybe Nancy Greene?) made the whole thing ejaculate fire.


Though really, if it burns like fire when you ejaculate, Opening Ceremonies, you may want to have a doctor look at that. Maybe a giant Inuit Polar Bear Doctor.

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