Sunday, December 05, 2010

Sad Sack Skins Insalubriously Suck Sackfuls of Scrotum Sacks

I don't have the heart to dig into it right now, but there is so much wrong with my football team that a year off might be in their best interests. Not mine though. Go Jets.

Ok but just one point about that brilliant switch to the 3-4? Comparing it to last year's woeful 4-12 team, our new defense is worse in every single goddamn category. As bad as the team was last year, this is worse.

Actually, Washington has improved in one category, 3rd down percentage: they went from letting up 40% in 2009 down to 35% this season. That small step forward is offset by falling from 24% on 4th down to allowing 78% percent this year.

I think that about sums it up.


Muumuuman said...

Well, at least your team didn't lose the Lions again this year.

Muumuuman said...

Also, your title was Graeme Base's second choice for the "S" page of "Animalia".

Muumuuman said...



Andrew Wice said...

I'm so glad my team can provide such glee for fans of Detroit.

Hey Carolina! Can I tickle your funny bones?

Muumuuman said...

"Shanahanagains Serves Sad Sack Skin's Supporters Serious Sadness Since September: Savage's situation stated severe!

Andrew Wice said...

Also, I think that was a palindrome.