Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Go Fuck Yourself You Stupid Fat Fuck

Albert Haynesworth, reportedly benched for missing practice due to a hangover, had this to say: "If I didn't have a good practice, sue me."

Get this steaming load of crap off my front lawn already. Ok fatty? You win. Take your money and your diuretics and fuck off.

Q: What's the difference between a $100 million bag of shit and Albert Haynesworth?

A: The bag.


Ray said...

Andrew, I hate to be "that guy" who points out embarrassing things, but didn't you defend Albert during preseason by blaming the media for all the negative attention?

Andrew Wice said...

Absolutely true. I almost included the links that show the constant erosion of my support.

My opinion has changed from denial to anger.

Ray said...

It's ok to go from denial to anger, as long as you don't go from anger to psychotic murdering rage. After anger I find it best to fall back to depression, and from there to quickly move to hardened cynicism.

Take it from a Bills fan. We co-authored the original 12 steps of Football Suffering at a conference in Detroit, attended by Lions, Bengals, and Bills fans.

Andrew Wice said...

Appreciate the advice. That you still identify yourself as a Bills fan is a testimony.

Though I daresay, the Bills have played with more life than Washington has exhibited. But I don't see Chan Gailey being an answer.

Maybe next year? Or is that too optimistic?