I Dislike Your Favorite Team

Congrats, National Media, for finally noticing. Someone tell the PTI boys there's another pitcher in the running for the Cy Young besides Justin Verlander or Zach Greinke or CC Sabathia (they threw out fatty fatty fat-fat as a dark horse, ahead of our Kevin Slowey, for fuck's sake. Admittedly, back when they were discussing it, Slowey was only 9-2!)