Not these losers! Suck on it!
It's been a heck of an IDYFT Season and I am as pleased as a pint of poon punch to offer up these, our final standings.
Your 2008 Detroit Lions are now officially the All-Time King of the Fudgefests. Shocking development ... for idiots. So thick was their Fudge that they had a decisive impact on the outcome of this here Pick 'Em. That +14 Fudge Bonus sure came in handy. Let it be known that it's a good idea to have your Most Disliked team also be the Worst Football Team Ever.
The Final Standings
1. Jess = 79 (this week Fudge Bonus +9)
2. Adw = 69 dude! (this week +9)
3. Barnyard = 62 (this week Fudge Bonus +23)
4. Garwood = 54 (this week he caught the Super-AIDS)
5. MMMan = 43 (this week Fudge Bonus -1)
6. Miwacar = 4 (this week he was too racist to pick, plus he hates gays)
Jess, size options are Men's M, L and XL. I'm afraid the girly t-shirts have all been sold. You are welcome to which size you'd like as well as your address. For, at last, you've got yourself a shirt fancy enough to wear to the Mall of America.
As for the rest of you mugs ... have no fear. I'll be setting up the IDYFT NFL 2008 Playoffs Pick 'Em very soon. Come check it out ... the winner could win a (slightly damaged) copy of my novel To The Last Drop. Book signed by author with a free haiku. Stay tuned!
3 comments:
I'd like to thank Detroit for sucking so fucking hard this season and coming through for me. And of course, Mr. Wice for putting together such a fun contest that I didn't understand for the first several weeks. But I totally loved it once I started winning.
The gentlemen of IDYFT are terribly worthy adversaries and shit.
Jon Kitna and his little rat face would like you to enjoy your t-shirt.
Finally, the Lions are in the record books.
Post a Comment