Reginald Peterson was as hot as a Spicy Italian Footlong, and he wasn't going to take it anymore.
Peterson, of Jacksonville, Florida (wait, really? Florida? But this sort of thing never happens there!) called 911 twice to complain about the service he received at a local Subway Sandwich Shop.
Click the link to hear his outrage, which sounds to me, partially justified. He's paid $12 for $10 of subs, and they can't even get his order right.
Sure, some of you may be snickering and thinking that Reginald has hugged the panda; I won't necessarily argue that point. But maybe, just maybe, this totally Awesome Country needs a Samwich Hotline, and I'm not just talking about 222-2221. We've got 911, and 411, and I think 811 is something, but shouldn't we have a host of National Phone Numbers, and shouldn't the "I Need A Quality Sandwich" Hotline be right at the top of that list?
Sure Pizza Hut has 488-8888, but that's Pizza, and it's crap. Quality Sandwich Hotline--Make it Happen, President Obama! Get in the pocket of Big Pita.
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