Thursday, August 05, 2010

Haynesworth Needs an MRI: UPDATE

One week into training camp, the Albert Haynesworth saga is still gagging along. He will have an MRI on the knee which has prevented him from attempting the conditioning test for the past five days.

Doctors will use this non-invasive procedure to determine if the knee contains too much caramel and creamy nougat. They may recommend injecting the knee with non-fat plain yogurt as an alternative to surgery.

UPDATE: the MRI revealed that nothing is wrong with Haynesworth's knee. However, he did not take the conditioning test today. I'm beginning to lose my enthusiasm for this.

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