I Dislike Your Favorite Team

Welcome, dear friends, to the Playoff Pick'em.  Badcock Industries has pooled its vast resources, boiled them down to a paste, and then smeared that paste on Jerry Jones's limo.  Metaphorically.

First Prize is an awesome t-shirt!  Second prize is steak knives*.  Third prize is you're fucking fired.

This Pick'em is free to everyone.  Please list your picks in the comments.

These are the Wildcard games:
Bengals at Texans
Vikings at Packers
Colts at Ravens
Seahawks at Skins

How Do It Work?
It works thusly:  the first part of the Pick'em is a confidence pick.  Rank your picks in order according to which you think is most likely. 

1. (most confident) +4 if right, -2 if wrong
2. +3
3. +2
4. (least confident) +1

So if you know for sure that the Packers will win, put them at pick #1.  If you have to flip a coin on Colts/Ravens, put that pick at #4.

Bonus Questions  +2
5.  Which game will be the closest?
6.  Which game will have the most combined points?

Going Deep    +7
7.  Pick the NFC champion
8.  Pick the AFC champion

Superballs Deep    +10
9.  Pick the NFL champion




* steak knives not included

I won the regular season pick'em and, while I enjoy victory, I found that I preferred it when someone else won.  This could be you!