Gay magazine layout lockout strikebreaker billionaires-versus-millionaires Denny's fight, dass racist easy chumps, white forest brown ground and if the pot ain't bubbling you better stir it, devil jackass DUI, free agency swampland, Pacman did what now?
Meanwhile, dragonflies have stolen panties from the damsels. Free lard ordained to the masses, the angels did cry. With chubby cheeks.
So they were fighting over 5% of 9 billion dollars. The players will lose that 5%. Shocking.
NFL 2011 will be stained like iced-tea dentures. Or real iced-tea teeth. How's your dental plan, asshole?
I believe I have been bitten on the ass without good reason, as a football fan. Fuck you? Go Redskins?